Ang Mga Babae… by Raquel Mae Llorca Trinidad

I read this on Facebook, and I find it really funny because its true… so hope you enjoy reading thing as much as I did.

Credits goes  out to Raquel Mae Llorca Trinindad =)

1. Moody: Inborn na sa mga babae to. Kung badtrip kami, wag …niyo nang sasabayan.

2. Pag sinabi naming nagtatampo kami, lambing lang katapat: Yung salitang tampo way lang namin yun para sabihing lambingin niyo kami. Konting I love you niyo lang, okay na kami.

3. Gusto namin yung palagi kaming kino-compliment: Pag may bago sa itsura namin, gusto naming mapansin niyo. Kasi nakakataas ng self-confidence namin yun.

4. Pag napansin niyong naging sersyoso yung mga text namin, may mali: Kapag ganun, may nagawa kayong di namin nagustuhan. Kaya be alert. Kapag sinabe naming wala, meron talaga. Nahihiya lang kami. Kaya pilitin niyo kaming sabihin sa inyo. At pagtapos naming masabi, konting lambing lang. Back to normal na ulit.

5. Selosa kami: Kaya iwasan niyong makipag harutan sa ibang girls. Lalo na sa harapan namin. Pero may ibang babae na tahimik lang kung mag-selos. Inoobserabahan lang kayo. Pero kapag napuno, simula na ng away.

6. Kaming mga babae, normal lang ang ma-attract sa mga gwapo: Hanggang tingin lang kami. Kasi hindi naman na namin makikita ulit. Ma-attract man kami sa 1M lalaki, ang puso namin ay para lang sa tunay naming mahal. Ganun din naman kayong mga lalaki. Kapag nakakita ng maganda at sexy. Magaling lang kayong magtago.

7. Kaming mga babae, pinagmamalaki namin yung mga mahal namin ng hindi nila nalalaman: Katulad nalang sa mga GM (Group Message), Facebook at TUMBLR.

8. Ayaw namin sa mga manliligaw na nagmamadali: Yung tipo ng mga lalaking laging nagtatanong kung kailan ba namin sila sasagutin. Naiirita kami. Kaya dapat maging matiyaga kayo kasi dun namin nalalaman kung sino talaga kayo.

9. Kapag malungkot o tahimik kami, gusto namin ng yakap galing sa inyo: Kasi iba yung pakiramdam kapag hawak niyo na kami. Gumagaan yung pakiramdam namin. :”>

10. Gustong gusto namin yung mga lalaking malaki ang respeto samin: Yung tipong pag ayaw namin magpa-kiss, hindi niyo gagawin. Instead, lalambingin ka na lang sa ibang paraan. Ang pinaka gusto naming kiss, kiss on the forehead. It symbolizes, respect.

11. Ang nagpapa-turn on samin ay yung lalaking protective: Yung kapag kasama namin kayo, feeling namin safe na safe kami. Walang mangyayaring masama at hindi kami ilalagay sa panganib.

12. Ayaw namin sa lalaking hanggang text lang: Kung mahal niyo talaga kami, patunayan niyo sa personal. Wag yung sa text lang kayo magaling. Magpaka-lalaki kayo!

13. Sobra kaming natutuwa sa mga lalaking ma-effort: Yung kahit walang special day, feel mo eh special ang araw araw niyo. Kasi sobrang nakakatuwa kapag ang lalaki laging nagpuput in ng effort. Feeling naming babae eh, isa kaming prinsesa.

14. Ang pangarap naming mga babae yung ipapakilala kami ng mga lalaki sa kanilang mga barkada at lalo na sakanilang pamilya: Feeling namin kami na yung pinaka maswerteng babae sa mundo. Kasi iilan lang ang lalaking naglalakas loob ipakilala kami sa parents at barkada nila. Yung iba kasi nahihiya. At feeling din nmin angkin na angkin na namin ang isang lalaki dahil nakilala na namin ang mga taong bumubuo sa buhay niya. 🙂

15. Magaling kaming mag-pretend: Kapag nasasaktan kami, nagpapaka-manhind kami. Kapag may nakitang di maganda, nagbubulagbulagan kami. Kapag may narinig na mali, nagbibingibingihan kami. Pero kapag mag-isa nalang kami, dun kami naglalabas ng sakit. Dun kami umiiyak. Kaya ang pangarap naming lalaki is yung sensitive enough sa mga nararamdaman namin. Yung kayang magtanong hanggang sa umamin kami.

goodnyt .. ♥

Escape to Paradise: Walk through West Pen Villa (day 3 part 2)

We arrived at Guijalo port at around 7:40 AM, the port or rather the people in the port were quite chaotic in my opinion.  Since everyone was busy with their luggage, the porters were really persistent in “helping” the tourists with their luggage.  Fortunately for us our tourist guide named Ely, help us with our huge luggage.  He mount our bags at the back of the tricycle, and off we go to the West Peninsula Villa.

photo courtesy of westpen in multiply

It took us 30 minutes from Guijalo to West Pen, it was a feel good villa.  And personally, I feel that we were lucky that the tourist agency assigned us in this place.  Because the place is homey, our cabin was clean, although on our first night we have to “igib” our water but still we hardly even noticed.  Aside from that the food that they serve was to die for! I really enjoyed eating their every meal.

To give you some tidbits of the place, here are some of the photos taken (*disclaimer: some photos are courtesy of westpen’s multiply).

In front of our cabin there is a pool table, so after the island hopping you can also relax with this. Aside from that the entire villa has a free wi-fi access! So you can upload immediately the photos taken during the island hopping or just update your Facebook. Actually it’s a good thing that there’s wi-fi access, since the Sun Cellular and Globe cannot reach Guijalo, you can notify your family on what’s happening.

There is a little bar behind the cabin area, where visitors can drink and sing with videoke.  Or if you want a little homey drinking session you can just order some drinks and bring it to the cabin just like what we did. =)